You know how they say a picture says a thousand words? Well this one only says three. WTF. Or “That looks right” if you’re completely jaded. The kid’s not to blame here, it’s the parents. What happened to good parenting? scratch that, what happened to parenting period? It could have been bad parenting and this wouldn’t have happened. For some odd reason, the kid reminds me of Eminem.
[Alfie Patten] The four-footer — who looks no more than eight — said: “I know I’m young, but I plan to be a good dad.”
As he went on the PlayStation with 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, he added: “I think we’ll be good parents. I’ll have to work extra hard at school.”
Chantelle looked up from 18-rated action game Saints Row II to admit her first night out of hospital since having 7lb 3oz daughter Maisie had been tough and had left her “in a daze”.
You know how people say America’s bad, but this happened in the UK, so ha. In your face. Oh yeah, play the age guessing game in the comments below and if you want to know the age, click below to get to one of the stories.
Today on worst ways to die, we explore what happens when chairs go wrong. A 14-year old boy in china bled to death when the compressed air canister that’s used to move the chair up and down blew up, sending shrapnel from under the chair toward his rear.
Ok, now that you’re all done looking under your chairs for no reason, continue for another picture of the chair.
That’s right folks, if you have 123456 as your password you should say goodbye to your accounts because it’s the first one hackers try when brute forcing your account.
Recently, a very popular internet forum, phpbb.com, was hacked and over 20,000 usernames and passwords were stolen. The hacker then released the passwords to the public, giving us an inside view to what kind of ridiculously easy passwords people use. If you use any of the following passwords, I highly recommend you change them asap. (or lose your accounts, either way)
So as you now know from the title, the most popular password is 123456. This one really surprised me because I never thought of using it before. My guess is that since this password works for sites that require at least one number in the password as well as the sites that do not, 123456 has benefits and is therefore more prolific then its letter counterparts.
Continue reading for the top 20 most used passwords.
So let me get this straight. When you tickle him, his willy goes up? That’s no pee pee, folks. A money shot right in a TV commercial, that’s completely inappropriate! Umm yea, I don’t recommend buying this for your kids. No good can come out off it.
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He can try, but he’ll never beat my lifetime 500+ unpaid parking tickets. Hey, I wouldn’t have all of those tickets if they just made parking on the sidewalk legal.
[Boynton Beach, Florida] Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.
A few of his other violations include, but are not limited to, fleeing, eluding, reckless driving, speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt. This is a prime example of one of those quit-while-you’re-ahead cases.
He should be considered lucky, if he was in California, he would have also been hit with talking on a cellphone while driving too.
Anyone thinking what I’m thinking? Damn, that fish has straighter teeth than most people. Makes you wonder what they eat. This reminds me of the time I went skinny dipping in a lake filled with fish and came out of the lake shorter than normal.
“Hey, look. It’s Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars.” - Victorx92
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Nine year old, Lim Ding Wen, lives in Singapore. He likes kickball, candy, and has already written an iPhone app. Wow, way to embarrass everyones’ kids and most adults. His iPhone app, Doodle Kids, allows iPhone users to doodle pictures on their iPhone. Lim Wen is fleunt in 6 programming languages and has completed 20 programming projects. When I was nine, I was still learning to write english properly. (some say I still am)
“I wrote the program for my younger sisters, who like to draw,” Lim said.
Lim, who is now in fourth grade began using a computer at age 2. He has already created about 20 computer programs.
Little Lim Wen is now working on a space invaders type game called Invader Wars.
Good going kid, now write an operating system that’s not full of bugs.
Wayne Robinson, woke up after a one night stand with Dominique Fisher (will now be referred to as The Carver) to find himself covered in blood at The Carver’s Blackburn, Lancashire home. Appearently, he had taken some Valium that night and didn’t feel himself being engraved with her name while he was sleeping.
He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.
‘When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn’t even wake her to ask what she’d done.’
Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.
He said: ‘I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can’t believe she did this to me and I hate her.
‘I’m scarred for life,’ he told The Sun. ‘I wish I’d never met her.’
Scarred for life is right. He’s lucky that he only got a few scars from her.
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Sorry for the lack of posts folks, but real life has been taking my free time away by the truckloads lately.
Now for most people, they would say wow that cop just copped a feel on his penis, but not me. This is a close to perfect representation of my typical visit to the airport (both departing and arriving airports). Or my childhood visits to Neverland Ranch. Choose your pick.
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