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With the Jan 20th U.S. presidential inauguration coming up, I thought it would be fun to bring up what our new president would be driving up in.

As you can see, this isn’t your typical cadillac. Made by General Motors (part of the bailout package?), it’s officially called the Cadillac One. They refused to give out all the super secret details of the automoblie, but provided a few of the awesome characteristics of the vehicle.

Miles Per Gallon: 8

Blood bar: the limo contains bottles of the presidents blood in case of an emergency.

Tires: Remember that James Bond car with tires that auto reinflated after getting puctured in Tomorrow Never Dies? The Obamamoblie has those.

Windows: Only the driver side window opens. And it only opens 3 inches to pay a toll or talk to secret service agents running alongside. Pay a toll? really? to give the finger would be more believable.

Doors: 8 inches thick, as heavy as a 757 cabin door, rocket proof.

Body: made of dual hardness steel, aluminum, titanium, and ceramics. Sealed against biochemical attacks, can withstand rocket attacks.

Toys: Pump action shotguns, tear gas canisters, and night vision goggles.

The best feature?

A 10-CD Changer. Lets party like it’s 1999. [Daily Mail]

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