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He can try, but he’ll never beat my lifetime 500+ unpaid parking tickets. Hey, I wouldn’t have all of those tickets if they just made parking on the sidewalk legal.

[Boynton Beach, Florida] Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran through red lights, crashed into another car and a fence. Police said they found crack cocaine and a crack pipe in his car.

A few of his other violations include, but are not limited to, fleeing, eluding, reckless driving, speeding, running red lights, and not wearing a seat belt. This is a prime example of one of those quit-while-you’re-ahead cases.

He should be considered lucky, if he was in California, he would have also been hit with talking on a cellphone while driving too.

[via yahoonews]

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