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You know how they say a picture says a thousand words? Well this one only says three. WTF. Or “That looks right” if you’re completely jaded. The kid’s not to blame here, it’s the parents. What happened to good parenting? scratch that, what happened to parenting period? It could have been bad parenting and this wouldn’t have happened. For some odd reason, the kid reminds me of Eminem.

[Alfie Patten] The four-footer — who looks no more than eight — said: “I know I’m young, but I plan to be a good dad.”

As he went on the PlayStation with 15-year-old girlfriend Chantelle Steadman, he added: “I think we’ll be good parents. I’ll have to work extra hard at school.”

Chantelle looked up from 18-rated action game Saints Row II to admit her first night out of hospital since having 7lb 3oz daughter Maisie had been tough and had left her “in a daze”.

You know how people say America’s bad, but this happened in the UK, so ha. In your face. Oh yeah, play the age guessing game in the comments below and if you want to know the age, click below to get to one of the stories.

[kotaku via thesun]

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