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Wayne Robinson, woke up after a one night stand with Dominique Fisher (will now be referred to as The Carver) to find himself covered in blood at The Carver’s Blackburn, Lancashire home. Appearently, he had taken some Valium that night and didn’t feel himself being engraved with her name while he was sleeping.

He told police he had drunk vodka and taken Valium and was not awake during the incident on the night of June 14 last year.

‘When I woke I was covered in blood. Dominique was snoring. I just had to get out of there. I didn’t even wake her to ask what she’d done.’

Mr Robinson said he panicked when he woke up and took a taxi back to his home in Fleetwood, Lancashire.

He said: ‘I went to her place for sex, not to be tattoed. I can’t believe she did this to me and I hate her.

‘I’m scarred for life,’ he told The Sun. ‘I wish I’d never met her.’

Scarred for life is right. He’s lucky that he only got a few scars from her.

Continue for pictures of the man, woman, and carvings.

Well this is the price people must pay for crazy one night stands: to take a chance that the person you’re with might be a crazy person that’ll carve names into your body and also a few STDs.

Last thought: I may have used the correct B word in the title.

[via dailymail]

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