So let me get this straight. When you tickle him, his willy goes up? That’s no pee pee, folks. A money shot right in a TV commercial, that’s completely inappropriate! Umm yea, I don’t recommend buying this for your kids. No good can come out off it.
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Anyone thinking what I’m thinking? Damn, that fish has straighter teeth than most people. Makes you wonder what they eat. This reminds me of the time I went skinny dipping in a lake filled with fish and came out of the lake shorter than normal.
“Hey, look. It’s Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars.” - Victorx92
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Sorry for the lack of posts folks, but real life has been taking my free time away by the truckloads lately.
Now for most people, they would say wow that cop just copped a feel on his penis, but not me. This is a close to perfect representation of my typical visit to the airport (both [...]
0.002 cents = 0.002 dollars
AND
100 cents = 1 dollar
Makes perfect sense to me. And math is just opinion anyway. This is simple system of units people.
I thought the manager would come over sort everything out, and maybe we would hear lay some Christian Bale style smackdown on the rep, but then BAM, I’m hit with [...]
Metal > Ice.
You gotta give it to him, his points are very rock solid. I did the exact same test in my own bathroom shower, except with a race car instead of boat, and the same thing happened; the ice got rocked. Let the truth be known, free yourselves, and tell your friends about [...]
What kind of drugs do they use at his dentist because my dentist needs to know. Then I’ll be more than happy to go in for my root canal that I’ve been avoiding for years.
Where am I? Is this real life? Why do you have 4 eyes? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FINGERS?!?!?! AHHHHHHHH!
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Not much to say, just watch it. I watched it 5 times so far and it’s great everytime. Not something my girlfriend can say.
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The Comcast viewers in Tucson, Arizona got a surprise during the airing of Superbowl XLIII, when 30 seconds of porn was shown during their superbowl broadcast. And you thought the wardrobe malfunction of Superbowl XXXVIII was bad.
With under three minutes left and just after Larry Fitzgerald’s heroic comeback(ish) touchdown for the Cardinals, the video feed [...]
“But you said we were going fast enough to break the chain.” Um, yea, don’t do this if you’re trying to escape from jail.
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