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New Contender For Worst Fight Scene Ever

Star Trek’s Captain Kirk and the Gorn battle it out to the death.
While the ridiculous fight scene from Undefeatable was pretty bad, this Star Trek fight may take the cake. Actually I’m breathing quite heavy right now, means I need go eat some ice cream.
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Funny: How To Give Yourself A Piledriver

1. Be a clumsy wanna-be stripper.
2. Oil up that stripping pole real good.
3. Leave the mattress against the wall so it doesn’t get in the way.
4. ????
5. Piledriver.
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Bush Shoe Throw: Shoe Sculpture Erected Then Taken Down

Remember the Bush shoe throw incident back in December? If you don’t then here’s a reminder.

Reminds me of the good old dodgeball days, good times. This incident taught us two things, George W. Bush is actually a ninja and all that practice dodging the media, questions, and the issues paid off big time.
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Another Children’s Toy That Says “Islam Is The Light”

As you saw from the video, Rachel Jones is also the same person that found the doll a few months ago that said, “Islam is the light.” Hey Rachel, your 15 minutes of fame is up; let someone have a chance at the spotlight. I doubt Nintendo and Fisher Price are trying to brainwash your [...]

Attempted Suicider Given A Second Chance By Cliff Of Fate

Talk about lucky, or unlucky, depending on how you see it. Daniel J. Lyons, attempted suicide by driving his 1987 Dodge van off a cliff in Colorado National Monument, but the van got caught by a rocky outcropping on the cliffside mid fall. Instead of trying to finish the job that the rocky outcropping prevented, [...]

14 Year Old Boy Fools Police And Goes On A 5 Hour Patrol

Ok this story is straight out of a movie. It’s the most ridiculous story I’ve heard in a long time.
Last Saturday, a 14 year old kid, dressed up as a police officer, arrives at Chicago’s Grand Crossing District police station. Instead getting laughed at, he is able to sign out a police radio and ticket [...]

Gothic Pierced Kittens Sold On Ebay

Holly Crawford, the woman who pierced kittens, and William Blansett, the man helping her market the gothic cats online, were charged with animal cruelty and had 3 kittens and 1 cat removed from Crawford’s home. The police were tipped off by PETA after a member saw the gothic kitten auction online.
She defended herself saying [...]

Shapeshifting Goat Arrested For Attempted Armed Robbery

Made up story? Nope. The goat was arrested in Nigeria where many of its citizens believe in witchcraft. How they ever conviced the police to charge a goat with armed robbery, I will never know.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic [...]

Obamarama: The Obama Chia Pet

Introducing the latest and greatest random Obama product out on the market: The Obama Chia Pet. Just spread the seeds and watch it grow! The Obama Chia Pet comes in two favors: the Happy Obama Chia Pet and the Determined Obama Chia Pet. Boy, it pained me to write that.

Some people think that it looks [...]