Archive for the 'stupid' Category

The Most Used Password: 123456

That’s right folks, if you have 123456 as your password you should say goodbye to your accounts because it’s the first one hackers try when brute forcing your account.
Recently, a very popular internet forum, phpbb.com, was hacked and over 20,000 usernames and passwords were stolen. The hacker then released the passwords to the public, giving [...]

Man Gets 50 Traffic Citations In One Day

He can try, but he’ll never beat my lifetime 500+ unpaid parking tickets. Hey, I wouldn’t have all of those tickets if they just made parking on the sidewalk legal.
[Boynton Beach, Florida] Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran [...]

That’s My Penis

Sorry for the lack of posts folks, but real life has been taking my free time away by the truckloads lately.
Now for most people, they would say wow that cop just copped a feel on his penis, but not me. This is a close to perfect representation of my typical visit to the airport (both [...]

Verizon Customer Service Reps Can’t Do 1st Grade Math

0.002 cents = 0.002 dollars
AND
100 cents = 1 dollar
Makes perfect sense to me. And math is just opinion anyway. This is simple system of units people.
I thought the manager would come over sort everything out, and maybe we would hear lay some Christian Bale style smackdown on the rep, but then BAM, I’m hit with [...]

Man Puts 911 On Hold To Deal Drugs

The guy you see in the picture above is Alejandro Melendez. He’s famous now. Why? Because he’s in jail. In jail for being stupid. He put a 911 dispatcher on hold (you know a fake hold. the kind where you drop down the phone without even covering the mouth piece) and continued his drug deal [...]

Traffic Sign Warns Of ‘Raptors Ahead Caution’

Remember the traffic signs warning about Nazi zombies in Texas? Well this time it’s raptors in Indiana. And with the latest news about scientists cloning an extinct animal, this warning sign could soon be a reality. Although we would be breaking the number 1 rule that Jussaric Park taught us: NO FREAKING RAPTORS.
Anyone else think [...]

The New Serial Killer Mask Unveiled: The Face Slimmer

“I’ll slim your heart from your body!”
“Going to slim your face with my chainsaw.”
Not too bad of an movie eh? The Face Slimmer. Ok, I’ll stop punishing my loyal readers with my movie dialog. I actually think that the japanese face slimmer will work to some extent. Where it’ll move your face fat to? I [...]

867-5309 Jenny Number Auctioned On Ebay: Bids Reach $400K+

Some of you might be asking what’s so special about this phone number? Well, I’ll tell you why. This number was a huge part of Tommy Tutone’s song “867-5309 Jenny” that hit the Top 10 in 1982. The song is about a guy that finds Jenny’s name and number in a bathroom stall and is [...]

How Not To Escape From Prison For Dummies

“But you said we were going fast enough to break the chain.” Um, yea, don’t do this if you’re trying to escape from jail.
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