So let me get this straight. When you tickle him, his willy goes up? That’s no pee pee, folks. A money shot right in a TV commercial, that’s completely inappropriate! Umm yea, I don’t recommend buying this for your kids. No good can come out off it.
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“I’ll slim your heart from your body!”
“Going to slim your face with my chainsaw.”
Not too bad of an movie eh? The Face Slimmer. Ok, I’ll stop punishing my loyal readers with my movie dialog. I actually think that the japanese face slimmer will work to some extent. Where it’ll move your face fat to? I [...]
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“Although I’ve never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic.” Words to live by brother. Amen.
The original review written by Ari Brouillette is still on Amazon as well as some others. So if you need [...]
I could barely finish the video. It’s so hard to watch commercials designed for kids.
Ok, this has been around forever. Before “Fun Slides” carpet skates, it was called plastic grocery bags tied around your ankles. I’m pretty sure this is universally known by kids. When we were kids we used to do it all the [...]
Introducing the latest and greatest random Obama product out on the market: The Obama Chia Pet. Just spread the seeds and watch it grow! The Obama Chia Pet comes in two favors: the Happy Obama Chia Pet and the Determined Obama Chia Pet. Boy, it pained me to write that.
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Yeah this Tiddy Bear commercial was actually shown on TV. I like how the kid in the car seat was like “Are you fucking kidding me? What is this shit?” The kid’s words, not mine. That’s one lucky bear though. Hmm, I wonder if a hand shaped one would sell.
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WARNING: VIDEO CONTAINS BILLY MAYS AND BAD ACTING. TURN DOWN YOUR VOLUME. (Actually, he’s not that loud in this video, but it still contains the bad acting though.)
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There are many of the standard “why would anyone ever do that” scenes in the commercial. Billy Mays says Mighty Putty can hold up to 350 pounds [...]
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Give yourself a little pat on the back, literally! This fist-shaped vibrating massager features an angled design that makes it easy to scratch those hard-to-reach itches. Uses 3 D batteries (not included). Extends to 9 long.
Only 9 inches eh? Do I have to write much [...]
No, this isn’t an article about morning wood, get your mind out of the gutter. If you’re like me and have a fight with the snooze button every morning, the Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock may be for you.
Here’s how the Rocket Launcher Alarm Clock works. Five seconds before the alarm goes off, a vocal [...]
