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How Not To Escape From Prison For Dummies

“But you said we were going fast enough to break the chain.” Um, yea, don’t do this if you’re trying to escape from jail.
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Public Service Announcement: PMS Survival Tips

Now that we have PMS buddy to show us when that time of month is, what are we to do once that time hits? The video gives some decent tips such as the standard chocolate, flowers, and jewelry blitz, but sometimes just giving her some space works just as well. For example, I’m posting from [...]

Funny: How To Give Yourself A Piledriver

1. Be a clumsy wanna-be stripper.
2. Oil up that stripping pole real good.
3. Leave the mattress against the wall so it doesn’t get in the way.
4. ????
5. Piledriver.
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Rejected Jokes Job Interview Tips

If you read our recent article about the companies that are currently hiring in this mess we call an economy right now, you might be interested in a few interview tips. Well I stumbled upon a video to help you ace that interview you might have coming up. In this day and age, you have [...]

How Starting A Backyard Compost Can Save You Money

Why start a Backyard Compost?
Infinite Organic Futile Soil: $30/cubic yard. For a 50 x 20 foot garden @ 9 inches deep would cost you $800.
Home Grown Backyard Veggies: depends ~ $30/month + infinite health benefits
Not needing the compost garbage service: $10/month
Helping Mother Earth: Priceless
Starts adding up doesn’t it? Interested now?
Here’s how to start a backyard [...]

WordPress Posts Not Showing Author

I just fixed a WordPress problem with the site where the post author was not showing up on the bottom of the post. The solution was simple.
In the index.php file look for

<!– by <?php the_author() ?> –>

To fix the problem, delete the comment tags so you’re left with…

by <?php the_author() ?>
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Basic Computer Maintenance by Ray and Kevin

Alright, so you’re sitting there reading this glorious blog from your computer, and suddenly, a window pops up saying “FAIL FAIL FAIL LOLZ” and everything is frozen. Then you see the mouse arrow moving and you realize you’re not moving it, and pretty soon, you see all of your most personal information siphoned off into [...]

Save Money By Always Being In A Contract

Today, I renewed my cable internet contract so I could get $19.99/month from Comcast’s 6Mbps download 1Mbps upload service for 6 months. For the past 6 months that I have used Comcast, the internet hasn’t been offline so I can’t complain. I’ve never used their customer service, but I’ve heard good things from friends. So [...]

Transfer Contacts From A Non-Sim Phone to a Sim (GSM) Phone

Recently I did the yearly renew-my-wireless-contract-so-I-can-get-free-phones-or-Cash-Back. (Actually a lot of carriers are forcing people to sign 2 year contracts now which sucks.) I didn’t renew with Verizon Wireless, but switched to T-Mobile because I got a GSM (SIM) phone recently as a gift that I wanted to use that wasn’t supported on the Verizon network. [...]