Archive for the 'Funny' Category

The Most Used Password: 123456

That’s right folks, if you have 123456 as your password you should say goodbye to your accounts because it’s the first one hackers try when brute forcing your account.
Recently, a very popular internet forum, phpbb.com, was hacked and over 20,000 usernames and passwords were stolen. The hacker then released the passwords to the public, giving [...]

Anatomically Correct: Ireland’s Baby Wee Wee Doll

So let me get this straight. When you tickle him, his willy goes up? That’s no pee pee, folks. A money shot right in a TV commercial, that’s completely inappropriate! Umm yea, I don’t recommend buying this for your kids. No good can come out off it.
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Man Gets 50 Traffic Citations In One Day

He can try, but he’ll never beat my lifetime 500+ unpaid parking tickets. Hey, I wouldn’t have all of those tickets if they just made parking on the sidewalk legal.
[Boynton Beach, Florida] Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran [...]

That’s My Penis

Sorry for the lack of posts folks, but real life has been taking my free time away by the truckloads lately.
Now for most people, they would say wow that cop just copped a feel on his penis, but not me. This is a close to perfect representation of my typical visit to the airport (both [...]

Verizon Customer Service Reps Can’t Do 1st Grade Math

0.002 cents = 0.002 dollars
AND
100 cents = 1 dollar
Makes perfect sense to me. And math is just opinion anyway. This is simple system of units people.
I thought the manager would come over sort everything out, and maybe we would hear lay some Christian Bale style smackdown on the rep, but then BAM, I’m hit with [...]

Man Puts 911 On Hold To Deal Drugs

The guy you see in the picture above is Alejandro Melendez. He’s famous now. Why? Because he’s in jail. In jail for being stupid. He put a 911 dispatcher on hold (you know a fake hold. the kind where you drop down the phone without even covering the mouth piece) and continued his drug deal [...]

What They Don’t Want You To Know: The Titanic Conspiracy

Metal > Ice.
You gotta give it to him, his points are very rock solid. I did the exact same test in my own bathroom shower, except with a race car instead of boat, and the same thing happened; the ice got rocked. Let the truth be known, free yourselves, and tell your friends about [...]

Australian Tourist Caught With 2 Pigeons Down Pants

So where did they exactly get this picture from? The customs officials must have been, “Hold on hold on, don’t take the pigeons out yet, I need a picture for myspace.”
The alleged bird smuggler, who arrived in Melbourne on Sunday on a flight from Dubai, was being questioned, the officials said.
An Australian traveller was caught [...]

Drugged Up Kid Named David After A Visit To The Dentist

What kind of drugs do they use at his dentist because my dentist needs to know. Then I’ll be more than happy to go in for my root canal that I’ve been avoiding for years.
Where am I? Is this real life? Why do you have 4 eyes? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FINGERS?!?!?! AHHHHHHHH!
Speaking [...]