Archive for February, 2009

Bay Area Baby Born With 12 Fingers and 12 Toes

Baby, Kamani Hubbard, born at San Francisco’s St Luke’s Hospital, was born with 2 extra fingers and 2 extra toes. While this condition of having extra digits, called polydactylism, is not uncommon among new borns, it is rare for the extra digits to look normal and also be functional.
It appears that the baby looked so [...]

Verizon Customer Service Reps Can’t Do 1st Grade Math

0.002 cents = 0.002 dollars
AND
100 cents = 1 dollar
Makes perfect sense to me. And math is just opinion anyway. This is simple system of units people.
I thought the manager would come over sort everything out, and maybe we would hear lay some Christian Bale style smackdown on the rep, but then BAM, I’m hit with [...]

Man Puts 911 On Hold To Deal Drugs

The guy you see in the picture above is Alejandro Melendez. He’s famous now. Why? Because he’s in jail. In jail for being stupid. He put a 911 dispatcher on hold (you know a fake hold. the kind where you drop down the phone without even covering the mouth piece) and continued his drug deal [...]

What They Don’t Want You To Know: The Titanic Conspiracy

Metal > Ice.
You gotta give it to him, his points are very rock solid. I did the exact same test in my own bathroom shower, except with a race car instead of boat, and the same thing happened; the ice got rocked. Let the truth be known, free yourselves, and tell your friends about [...]

Australian Tourist Caught With 2 Pigeons Down Pants

So where did they exactly get this picture from? The customs officials must have been, “Hold on hold on, don’t take the pigeons out yet, I need a picture for myspace.”
The alleged bird smuggler, who arrived in Melbourne on Sunday on a flight from Dubai, was being questioned, the officials said.
An Australian traveller was caught [...]

Drugged Up Kid Named David After A Visit To The Dentist

What kind of drugs do they use at his dentist because my dentist needs to know. Then I’ll be more than happy to go in for my root canal that I’ve been avoiding for years.
Where am I? Is this real life? Why do you have 4 eyes? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FINGERS?!?!?! AHHHHHHHH!
Speaking [...]

Traffic Sign Warns Of ‘Raptors Ahead Caution’

Remember the traffic signs warning about Nazi zombies in Texas? Well this time it’s raptors in Indiana. And with the latest news about scientists cloning an extinct animal, this warning sign could soon be a reality. Although we would be breaking the number 1 rule that Jussaric Park taught us: NO FREAKING RAPTORS.
Anyone else think [...]

The New Serial Killer Mask Unveiled: The Face Slimmer

“I’ll slim your heart from your body!”
“Going to slim your face with my chainsaw.”
Not too bad of an movie eh? The Face Slimmer. Ok, I’ll stop punishing my loyal readers with my movie dialog. I actually think that the japanese face slimmer will work to some extent. Where it’ll move your face fat to? I [...]

Simple Funny Video: Well Worth Your 12 Seconds

Not much to say, just watch it. I watched it 5 times so far and it’s great everytime. Not something my girlfriend can say.
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