Archive for February, 2009

Guess The Age: Kid Has Baby [With Picture]

You know how they say a picture says a thousand words? Well this one only says three. WTF. Or “That looks right” if you’re completely jaded. The kid’s not to blame here, it’s the parents. What happened to good parenting? scratch that, what happened to parenting period? It could have been bad parenting and this [...]

Worst Ways to Die: Exploding Chair, Metal Through the Rear

Today on worst ways to die, we explore what happens when chairs go wrong. A 14-year old boy in china bled to death when the compressed air canister that’s used to move the chair up and down blew up, sending shrapnel from under the chair toward his rear.
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The Most Used Password: 123456

That’s right folks, if you have 123456 as your password you should say goodbye to your accounts because it’s the first one hackers try when brute forcing your account.
Recently, a very popular internet forum, phpbb.com, was hacked and over 20,000 usernames and passwords were stolen. The hacker then released the passwords to the public, giving [...]

Anatomically Correct: Ireland’s Baby Wee Wee Doll

So let me get this straight. When you tickle him, his willy goes up? That’s no pee pee, folks. A money shot right in a TV commercial, that’s completely inappropriate! Umm yea, I don’t recommend buying this for your kids. No good can come out off it.
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Man Gets 50 Traffic Citations In One Day

He can try, but he’ll never beat my lifetime 500+ unpaid parking tickets. Hey, I wouldn’t have all of those tickets if they just made parking on the sidewalk legal.
[Boynton Beach, Florida] Police said Elvis Alonzo Barrett, 46, fled from police trying to stop him for a traffic violation Thursday morning. Police said he ran [...]

Strange: Fish With Human-Like Teeth

Anyone thinking what I’m thinking? Damn, that fish has straighter teeth than most people. Makes you wonder what they eat. This reminds me of the time I went skinny dipping in a lake filled with fish and came out of the lake shorter than normal.
“Hey, look. It’s Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars.” - Victorx92
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9-Year Old Lim Ding Wen Programs Doodle Kids iPhone App

Nine year old, Lim Ding Wen, lives in Singapore. He likes kickball, candy, and has already written an iPhone app. Wow, way to embarrass everyones’ kids and most adults. His iPhone app, Doodle Kids, allows iPhone users to doodle pictures on their iPhone. Lim Wen is fleunt in 6 programming languages and has completed 20 [...]

Crazy Brits: Man Wakes Up To Find Woman’s Name Carved Into His Arm

Wayne Robinson, woke up after a one night stand with Dominique Fisher (will now be referred to as The Carver) to find himself covered in blood at The Carver’s Blackburn, Lancashire home. Appearently, he had taken some Valium that night and didn’t feel himself being engraved with her name while he was sleeping.
He told [...]

That’s My Penis

Sorry for the lack of posts folks, but real life has been taking my free time away by the truckloads lately.
Now for most people, they would say wow that cop just copped a feel on his penis, but not me. This is a close to perfect representation of my typical visit to the airport (both [...]