Archive for January, 2009

Another Children’s Toy That Says “Islam Is The Light”

As you saw from the video, Rachel Jones is also the same person that found the doll a few months ago that said, “Islam is the light.” Hey Rachel, your 15 minutes of fame is up; let someone have a chance at the spotlight. I doubt Nintendo and Fisher Price are trying to brainwash your [...]

Attempted Suicider Given A Second Chance By Cliff Of Fate

Talk about lucky, or unlucky, depending on how you see it. Daniel J. Lyons, attempted suicide by driving his 1987 Dodge van off a cliff in Colorado National Monument, but the van got caught by a rocky outcropping on the cliffside mid fall. Instead of trying to finish the job that the rocky outcropping prevented, [...]

14 Year Old Boy Fools Police And Goes On A 5 Hour Patrol

Ok this story is straight out of a movie. It’s the most ridiculous story I’ve heard in a long time.
Last Saturday, a 14 year old kid, dressed up as a police officer, arrives at Chicago’s Grand Crossing District police station. Instead getting laughed at, he is able to sign out a police radio and ticket [...]

Roadside Ass-sistance: Porn Without The Porn

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Hilarious. Is it wrong that I didn’t expect any of that?…
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Gothic Pierced Kittens Sold On Ebay

Holly Crawford, the woman who pierced kittens, and William Blansett, the man helping her market the gothic cats online, were charged with animal cruelty and had 3 kittens and 1 cat removed from Crawford’s home. The police were tipped off by PETA after a member saw the gothic kitten auction online.
She defended herself saying [...]

Shapeshifting Goat Arrested For Attempted Armed Robbery

Made up story? Nope. The goat was arrested in Nigeria where many of its citizens believe in witchcraft. How they ever conviced the police to charge a goat with armed robbery, I will never know.
Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic [...]

Crazy And Ridiculous Wrestling Move

As you can see from this video, wrestling is totally not fake. Although the move at the near of the video did make it seem a bit more realistic. The Mexican wrestler (El Luchador) in the white is named Mascarita Dorada and it seems, and rightly so, he’s famous in the Mexican wrestling circuit.
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Fun Slides Carpet Skates: Indoor Carpet Sliding

I could barely finish the video. It’s so hard to watch commercials designed for kids.
Ok, this has been around forever. Before “Fun Slides” carpet skates, it was called plastic grocery bags tied around your ankles. I’m pretty sure this is universally known by kids. When we were kids we used to do it all the [...]

Obamarama: Barack Obama Action Figure

The Obama Chia Pet still takes the cake for silly Obama products, but this Barack Obama action figure set comes awfully close to beating it. The Obama action figure comes with an American flag, microphone, random weapons, picnic set?!?!, ninja-style sword, red and blue ties, and an assortment of hands. He can wield the gun, [...]